~If you are offended by gross generalizations of sex differences, then this post will be a burr in your buttocks.~ I will make this little advisement on grief.. brief! Teehee En generale, I’ve noticed that when womenfolk are upset about something, they 1) surround themselves with social support, 2) talk about it incessantly, and 3) […]
Tag: fitness
Barre: The ultimate rich white girl workout
My close friends and stalkers may have noticed that I have had a very low-key interwebz presence. I’ve actually been doing tons of stuff – sciencing, canoodling a stud muffin, fighting against glutens, ANDDDDD … Barre! I bet you guys thought I took such a long break because I was working on some deep masterpiece […]
Yo’ body ain’t nobody’s biz
I’m sorry to be salty about this, but you can’t stop this Na+ influx! Long ago, before this blog was even a twinkle in my Galloeye, I remember going to a nearby water park and thinking – “why is it okay for a bunch of strangers to be running around in their skivvies just because […]
6 every-day terrorists you should learn about NOW
I don’t like to be dramatic, but I am surrounded by terrorists. Yes, people who strike fear and hatred into even my tenderest of hearts. People who make the world a worse place for everyone. The most insidious part of it all is that most of these terrorists go unrecognized, and their reign of terror […]
The Unveiling of the Evangegym!
As many of you know, I’m very passionate about health and have a borderline obsession with strength training. Recently I’ve been contemplating my next career move, and I have finally settled on the perfect idea. I plan to open an Evangegym! Core values of my gym – Total Definition My goal: for your WHOLE body […]
The easiest, cheapest, most effective weight loss plan of all time.
Welp, it’s another new year. Maybe weight loss goals are becoming cliche, but most people want a magnificent body, even if they can only fantasize about this privately. Yet we all know that weight loss plans can interfere with your daily life, drain your bank account, and force you to sweat in spandex around a […]
I wish you all a life of discomfort and unease
If you are never uncomfortable, your body and soul will shrivel.
I like big guns and I cannot lie
I’m tired of lying to myself and the world, and I will no longer live in a ratty dish cloth of guilt – I love me a man with musclezzzz. I know that to some, this confession seems ridiculous. Why would anyone feel guilty about appreciating a good pair of latissimus dorsi? Well it seems to […]