As many of you know, I’m very passionate about health and have a borderline obsession with strength training. Recently I’ve been contemplating my next career move, and I have finally settled on the perfect idea. I plan to open an Evangegym!
Core values of my gym –
Total Definition
- My goal: for your WHOLE body to be ripped!
Unconditional Entrance
- open 24/7 to members
Limited Breaks
- No texting on weight machines!
Irresistible Glutes
- Glutes for Life! #G4L
Perseverance of the Trained
- Training with a certified personal trainer secures eternal fitness!
Classes offered
- Pontius Pilates
- Spirit Stretches
- Run with the Son
- Pressin’ for Blessin’s
- a.m. Yoga with Yahweh
- Rows with the Bros [in Christ]
Don’t ignore what’s stirring in your heart! Join my gym today by sending me a one-time, lifetime membership fee (once a member, always a member!) of $10,000 (SENIOR DISCOUNT ONLY $5,000!!).
Let’s run the race together!
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Hahahaha I’m in!!!! Except I can’t afford it. Do you need a janitor?
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Maybe I could wash people’s feet
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