It has come to my attention that I have no chill. Especially when it comes to social media. I want to post every hilarious* thought I have.… Read more “In search of chill”
I’m sorry to be salty about this, but you can’t stop this Na+ influx! Long ago, before this blog was even a twinkle in my Galloeye, I… Read more “Yo’ body ain’t nobody’s biz”
A question that has kept me up night after night, tossing and turning anxiously, is “Am I basic??” So I took to the interwebs to do some… Read more “4 archetypical basic white girl selfies”
A soul tie established by meme tags is not easily broken.
All the intellectual elites know that the interwebs are for destroying everyone who disagrees with you. This comes naturally to people like me who possess superior intelligence and unmatched wit. However, if you’re an averagé civilian, use the following techniques to ensure you are victorious each and every time you debate online.
A recent survey* of single females between the ages of 21-40 uncovered an interesting trend: one of the top reasons that women want to get married, second only to… Read more “Wanted: Social Media Husband”
When I’m interviewed by the press, a question that comes up often is the ancient and revolutionary technique of FIDOing. As most of you all know,* learning… Read more “Just Say No-No to Jo-Jos (How to FIDO, part 1)”
In 57 years when the Galloswag is a zesty, swoll old maid, we’ll look back on these tumultuous times and refer to them as the Wild Wild… Read more “Claire-voyant Speaks: The future of the interwebs”
As many others have said better than I have, fb has become near intolerable. We’ve been rolling our eyes at exhibitionists* and passive-aggressive posts for years, but… Read more “Fight aggressive activism with passive aggression!”