A question that has kept me up night after night, tossing and turning anxiously, is “Am I basic??” So I took to the interwebs to do some… Read more “4 archetypical basic white girl selfies”
I don’t know why so many people pretend like having a dynamo dating life is living the dream. Oh yes, it is an utter delight to either… Read more “An immodest proposal for the reinstatement of arranged marriages”
I don’t like to be dramatic, but I am surrounded by terrorists. Yes, people who strike fear and hatred into even my tenderest of hearts. People who… Read more “6 every-day terrorists you should learn about NOW”
A soul tie established by meme tags is not easily broken.
As many of you know, I’m very passionate about health and have a borderline obsession with strength training. Recently I’ve been contemplating my next career move, and… Read more “The Unveiling of the Evangegym!”
I’m the youngest in my family, so almost all my sibs and cousins are full-blown adulting with kids and real jobs. When I visit with my fam, I’m … Read more “Why single people are selfish and crazy”
All the intellectual elites know that the interwebs are for destroying everyone who disagrees with you. This comes naturally to people like me who possess superior intelligence and unmatched wit. However, if you’re an averagé civilian, use the following techniques to ensure you are victorious each and every time you debate online.