Report: Dating couple “thrilled” about relentless hints about marriage over the holidays

-ATLANTA Local couple Rebecca and Max have both always loved the holidays, but this year is more special than ever. Over Thanksgiving and the Christmas season, the couple has encountered dozens of extended family members hinting darkly about nuptials. “It’s exhilarating to be grilled about the future of your relationship in front of your entire […]

An immodest proposal for the reinstatement of arranged marriages

I don’t know why so many people pretend like having a dynamo dating life is living the dream. Oh yes, it is an utter delight to either get your heart broken, break someone else’s heart, or both. “Poppycock!” – Dr. Galloswag But dating sucks because we moderns have made it suck. Our past few generations […]