Christian singles: It’s time to put your sins to good use!

This is a self-help post for Christians who may still not have a great grasp on how many church cultures operate (bless your hearts!). Do you think that church small groups are for building community, keeping each other accountable, learning about the word of God, and spurring each other on to good works? Think again! […]

Why I decided to take a step back from Galloblog

Friends, family, random interweb creepers, and international bots— you may have noticed that my rate of publishing has decreased dramatically. It’s mainly bc I have no more ideas worth sharing. I’m tired of posting things just for attention. I don’t have anymore random thoughts that make me laugh, that I feel compelled to share with […]

An immodest proposal for the reinstatement of arranged marriages

I don’t know why so many people pretend like having a dynamo dating life is living the dream. Oh yes, it is an utter delight to either get your heart broken, break someone else’s heart, or both. “Poppycock!” – Dr. Galloswag But dating sucks because we moderns have made it suck. Our past few generations […]