Friends, family, random interweb creepers, and international bots— you may have noticed that my rate of publishing has decreased dramatically.
It’s mainly bc I have no more ideas worth sharing.
I’m tired of posting things just for attention.
I don’t have anymore random thoughts that make me laugh, that I feel compelled to share with you.
I’ve matured past using this blog to procrastinate.
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*laughs uproariously*
Basically all of that is false.. The strange truth is, I haven’t had a laptop since I quit my last postdoc, and until my new one comes in, I’m bumbling around on my tablet. It is a huge pain .. This one dumb post has taken me like 26 minutes and 33 seconds to write. NOT WORTH THE EFFORT, know what I mean green bean?!
Until my amazin’ raisin laptop comes in…
Yours (yes, you!!) forever (!),
Galloswag