Single and Dignified: The Valentine’s Day Edition

Being a singleton is a tough gig these days. Our Moms are furtively creating online dating profiles for us, pics from our exes Cancun weddings are splashing across our FB feed, our friends have stopped protesting and instead pat our arms sympathetically when we indulge in self-deprecating rants, and we’ve started to wave back encouragingly when randos honk at us.

Indeed, it is difficult, if not impossible, to be Single and Dignified. The Day of Valentine is especially proficient at stripping the dignity from singletons. How should one who flies solo face the barrage of ooey-gooey love-declarations?

Don’t overcompensate. You may be tempted to not just like, but heart all of the couplets posts. You may want to comment “OMG! best couple everrrrr!! #slay.” You may want to post something on your own timeline about how seeing everyone’s couple pics is like a glitter explosion of good feels. Hold the keyboard, Bubbles. You are trying too hard. Your facade will be seen as a valiant but unsuccessful attempt to cover you loneliness.

Don’t be a bitter jerk-face. Or if you’re a darker soul like myself, you may be tempted to go on a full out depressed/angry/jaded/self-deprecating rant. You may want to troll other people’s pics and leave comments like “OMG! You and Alphonso look great. Almost as great as you and Jo-Jo looked last year.” Or you may be tempted to post a pic of you and your dog, with some statement about how humans can’t be trusted but this little guy has stuck with you through the ages. All of this is unadvisable. Your anger and sarcasm is inappropro, and will probably only result in people pitying you, which will only further enrage you.

Don’t ghost. If you’re very passive, you may be tempted to just avoid all forms of social media. This is not as pathetic as the other options, but it makes you look like a bad sport. Your silence may not be noticed, or people may assume you’re binge-watching rom-coms and crying hysterically, throwing half-eaten chocolate truffles at the screen. Don’t let people’s imaginations wander.


Don’t do Galentine’s Day. Very likely to turn into commiseration and re-hashing of everyone’s last decade of failed relationships.

Don’t get drunk. Expensive. Also, pathetic.


Do love expansively. A reasonable balance is to re-share a post of your favorite couple, like maybe your parents, and then log-off social media for the rest of the day. Go workout and/or get a pedicure, and then remember how uninspiring V-Day was even when you were in couplehood. I’ve only been in a relationship one time when ol’ V Day hit, and we went to Longhorn. We chatted about an international trip I was about to embark on. He gave me a card that was uncharacteristically sappy and featured glitter cats, which was puzzling because neither cats nor glitter held a deep meaning for our relationship. No written message within the card, just signed “-Ethan.”* Pretty sure he just grabbed the first pink card he saw. So if you’re feeling morose, just remember that being in a relationship on Valentine’s Day isn’t guaranteed to be all that spectacular anyway. Then call your Grandma or someone who has shown you unconditional love and tell them that you love them. Maybe donate to an organization that actually puts love into action (e.g. International Justice Mission). Maybe contemplate the cross, the greatest act of love in all of history. But don’t over-cheese, don’t be sulky or bitter, and don’t hide. Hold your head high, singletons, and love that romantic love is only a very tiny sliver of the love pie.


*Names have been changed to protect the innocent


6 thoughts on “Single and Dignified: The Valentine’s Day Edition

    1. I just think it’s a shame that V-day has been hi-jacked by romantic love. It would probably be my fave holiday if it was more focused on love generally – especially loving the marginalized.


      1. True! A lot of churches don’t really know what to do if you’re out of undergrad and single. I think we’re a very underused resource for the kingdom 🙂


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