7 headlines to watch out for in 2017

Which one do you think will come true??

1) Massive protest against massive protests sparks massive protest

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Crowd was heard chanting “HAJABODAGIIIII!!”

 2) Coconut oil may cure conservatism

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Participants who bathed daily in coconut oil showed a 2.7% decrease in ignorance.

 3) Chloe Kardashian comes out as necrophilial, blasts social conservatives for being “carbonormative.”

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“‘Dead’ and ‘alive’ are social constructs.”

4) ‘Nutella for Guns’ program reduces Detroit homicides by 97%

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CDC emergency obesity task-force deployed

5) Trump appoints Kanye West as Press Secretary; KKK in crisis

 

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“Kanye is amazing and this will be a tremendous opportunity that will be terrific. The blacks will love me.” – President Trump

6) Indianan Drug cartel outraged to find traces of pre-workout supplement in meth

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“What kind of country we livin’ in, when a man can’t trust the quality of his crank no more?” – Jo-Jo Bobby Raybanz

7) Author of Galloblog interviewed by Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show. 

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😉

 

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