Staying butthurt at the church will do little more than hurt your butt

Because this is my blog, Ima be real and tell you all that I have been through many spiritual funks… especially in the last 5 years.. especially with the church. There were times I adopted this ‘tude like, “Hey! I’m a wounded spiritual animal, and until the church or God steps​ up their game to win me back, I’m going to stay at home and sulk.” Then I sought out the company of other butthurt Christians so we could commiserate about how crappy or annoying other Christians were.

Confused by bae? How to know *everything* you’ve been wondering about

Do you find yourself wondering often about what your wife is actually thinking? Would you like to know if Jo-Jo’s flirtations mean he likes you? Is your boyfriend’s odd change in behavior a sign that he’s cheating on you? Don’t spend another minute worrying your pretty little noggin’!! I have come up with a revolutionary way […]

No, God did *not* tell that guy He wants y’all to be together

[NOTE: I don’t harbor any ill will or contempt for the persons mentioned in the story below. But if someone has to go through these insane-o experiences, others might as well learn from them!] So my friend* Sydney found herself in a situation a few years back in which (I believe) a well-intentioned but misguided […]

Single and Dignified: The Valentine’s Day Edition

Being a singleton is a tough gig these days. Our Moms are furtively creating online dating profiles for us… pics from our ex’s Cancun weddings are splashing across our FB feed… our friends have stopped protesting and instead pat our arms sympathetically when we indulge in self-deprecating rants.. andddd we’ve started to wave back encouragingly […]