How to keep your blog elite

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When you’re trying to make an elite hipster blog but you have too many followers.

I often drive to visit my fab fam in a city about 5 hours away. It is excruciating to just sit in the car by myself with my insane thoughts. So, I decided to make a video instead of write out a blog because as the great Derek Zoolander said, “[a blogger’s] life is a precious, precious commodity,” and we too can die in a freak, blog-posting-bc-bored, traffic accident.

Also I refuse to coin the term “Gallovlog” bc it sounds like a German hacking up a hairball.

ALSO if you are reading this I hope you your heart swells with pride that you are a true hipster who reads some obscure blog that no one else has heard about. 😉

 

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5 thoughts on “How to keep your blog elite

  1. And now I feel like an idiot lol. I’m all for writing whatever you want and living the unhinged blog life but at the same time I’m a sucker for these damn stats. I just tagged your blog in a post I made earlier, basically inviting other bloggers to come and check out your page. I’m sorry, I should have asked first, I can take you out of it if you want.

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      1. Ah haha and I feel like an idiot again lol just kidding. That went way over my head. I guess they are right, there is more to blogging than just being really really really ridiculously good looking.

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