#1 – Nothing but pure, unadulterated despair
#2 – when you realize it’s really over and most of the great men in the world got married when they were 19
#3 – you let all the positive affirmations from friends and family sink in.. maybe goes to your head
#4 – you decide you hate men and resign yourself to be a cat lady forevs
#5 – but then your hormones make a strong case for staying in the game
#6 – hope for the future